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Our Favorite Dentist Jokes

Dentist Jokes

Although keeping your teeth healthy and clean is serious business, it’s good to joke around from time to time. We’ve put together a list of some of our favorite jokes about about being a dentist to help cheer you up! Here are our favorite dentist jokes

Q: “What was the dentist doing in Panama?”
A: “Looking for the Root Canal!”


Q: “Why do dentists like potatoes?”
A: “Because they’re so filling!”


Q: “What’s the difference between a dentist and a New York Yankee Fan?”
A: “One roots for the yanks for the roots and the other roots for the Yanks”


Q: “What time do people schedule their dentist appointment for?”
A: “Tooth-hurty!”
An elderly man said to his wife, “Darling, your teeth remind me of the stars.” His asked, “Because they gleam and sparkle?” The man replied, “No, because they come out at night!”


Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden? A month later he was picking his teeth.
While operating, a dentist said to his patient, “Before I begin, I must have my drill,” to which the patient responded, “Can’t you pull my tooth without a rehearsal!?”
Q: “What did the dentist of the year receive as a prize?”

A: “A little plaque.”
Did you hear who was fixing cavities today? It’s not the regular dentist, but a guy who is just filling it.
A man went to the dentist one day and during the examination the dentist said, “You have a very big cavity there, a very big cavity there!” The man said, “You don’t have to repeat yourself,” to which the dentists replied, “I didn’t, that was an echo!”
Did you hear how the reception got a job at the dentist office? She was hired by word of mouth.
If your dentist is ignoring you, maybe he’s just brushing you off!


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